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Thinkerers Don’t Study An open classroom. The walls are covered by posters typical of a classroom, showing such things as the drawing of human anatomy, political and geographical maps of the world, the alphabet, the table of chemical elements, and a diagram titled: “How a Bill Becomes a Law.” At center stage is an elevated podium. The Shudoff stands on the podium holding a long pointer. From time to time, the Shudoff taps one or another of the posters. The Canter stands nearby. Canter: People can’t avoid studying. Shudoff: There are always new things that people should learn. Vulcan: And you assume that the only way to learn is to study. Explorer: We never study. We just find out things. We were finding out things before you knew what study means. Un: And did you find out what study means? Explorer: Yes. It means reading about something other people say you should know. Canter: That won’t work. You can’t expect people to do what they should do. Shudoff: We gave up on that long ago. We are constantly trying to get people to do what they should do. They don’t do it. Un: Then why do you keep after them about it? Shudoff: So we can make them feel guilty about not doing it. Silence. Explorer: We don’t study. We find out things. And we never feel guilty. Canter: You can’t learn that way. You don’t know what your teachers want you to learn. Networker: Never work for anyone but yourself. You can set your own goals no matter who sets your salary. Engineer: Then maybe your first job is to figure out what your instructors think you should be able to do when you finish. Explorer: A textbook usually tells you the objective in the introduction and at the beginning of each chapter. Networker: The same is true of most instruction manuals. Whys Guy: If a book tells you what you need to know in the introduction, why does it repeat that at the beginning of each chapter? Un: Because nobody reads the introduction. Whys Guy: If the introduction carries such important information, why does nobody read it? Un: For the same reason that nobody listens to sheet music. Networker: Some musicians do. They read the notes and hear the music in their heads. Vulcan: It takes appropriate skills for a person the translate abstract symbols into concrete experience. Networker: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves… Vulcan: Quite so. Jabberwocky is an elegant commentary on words that lack concrete referents. Networker: They seem to fill my head with ideas, but I don't exactly know what they are. Vulcan: The lines of Jabberwocky? Networker: No. The introductions of textbooks. Un: The purpose of reading a textbook is to understand the introduction. Shudoff: You shoulr understand the introduction at the beginning, so you know the objective of the book. Whys Guy: Why would you care about the objective of the book. Why not just care about your own objectives? Un: Right. Does the book care about your feelings? Does it show any interest in your objectives? Empath: The author might care. Vulcan: Authors don’t know what people do with their books. Un: It is probably better that way. Hunter: The objectives of an author do not interest us. We do not hunt on command. We leave that to the Shudoffs. Un: The Shudoffs are better at nagging than at reaching objectives. Vulcan: The objectives of others are irrelevant. What counts is your own objective. Canter: You can’t use your own objective if you don’t know what it is. Un: If you don’t know your objective, your problem is to figure out your objective. Canter: You can’t waste time on that. You have to start studying. Vulcan: Knowing your objective is a labor-saving device. If you know where you are going, you know where to stop. |
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The Thinkerer
09/08/2008 Copyright (c) D. F. Dansereau & S. H. Evans |
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