Thinkerers Don’t Study

An open classroom.  The walls are covered by posters typical of a classroom, showing such things as the drawing of human anatomy, political and geographical maps of the world, the alphabet, the table of chemical elements, and a diagram titled: “How a Bill Becomes a Law.”

At center stage is an elevated podiumThe Shudoff stands on the podium holding a long pointer.  From time to time, the Shudoff  taps one or another  of the posters.  The Canter stands nearby. 

Canter:  People can’t avoid studying.

Shudoff:  There are always new things that people should learn.

Vulcan:  And you assume that the only way to learn is to study.

Explorer:  We never study.  We just find out things.  We were finding out things before you knew what study means.

Un:  And did you find out what study means?

Explorer:  Yes.  It means reading about something other people say you should know.

Canter:  That won’t work.  You can’t expect people to do what they should do.

Shudoff:  We gave up on that long ago.  We are constantly trying to get people to do what they should do.  They don’t do it.

Un:  Then why do you keep after them about it?

Shudoff:  So we can make them feel guilty about not doing it.

Silence.

Explorer:  We don’t study.  We find out things.  And we never feel guilty.

Canter:  You can’t learn that way.  You don’t know what your teachers want you to learn.

Networker:  Never work for anyone but yourself.  You can set your own goals no matter who sets your salary.

Engineer:  Then maybe your first job is to figure out what your instructors think you should be able to do when you finish.

Explorer:  A textbook usually tells you the objective in the introduction and at the beginning of each chapter.

Networker:  The same is true of most instruction manuals.

Whys Guy:  If a book tells you what you need to know in the introduction, why does it repeat that at the beginning of each chapter?

Un:  Because nobody reads the introduction.

Whys Guy:  If the introduction carries such important information, why does nobody read it?

Un:  For the same reason that nobody listens to sheet music.

Networker:  Some musicians do.  They read the notes and hear the music in their heads.

Vulcan:  It takes appropriate skills for a person the translate abstract symbols into concrete experience.

Networker:  'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves…

Vulcan:  Quite so.  Jabberwocky is an elegant commentary on words that lack concrete referents.

Networker:  They seem to fill my head with ideas, but I don't exactly know what they are.

Vulcan:  The lines of Jabberwocky?

Networker:  No.  The introductions of textbooks.

Un:  The purpose of reading a textbook is to understand the introduction.

Shudoff:  You shoulr understand the introduction at the beginning,  so you know the objective of the book.

Whys Guy:  Why would you care about the objective of the book.  Why not just care about your own objectives?

Un:  Right.  Does the book care about your feelings?  Does it show any interest in your objectives?

Empath:  The author might care.

Vulcan:  Authors don’t know what people do with their books.

Un:  It is probably better that way.

Hunter:  The objectives of an author do not interest us.  We do not hunt on command.  We leave that to the Shudoffs.

Un:  The Shudoffs are better at nagging than at reaching objectives.

Vulcan:  The objectives of others are irrelevant.  What counts is your own objective.

Canter:  You can’t use your own objective if you don’t know what it is. 

Un:  If you don’t know your objective, your problem is to figure out your objective.

Canter:  You can’t waste time on that.  You have to start studying.

Vulcan:  Knowing your objective is a labor-saving device.  If you know where you are going, you know where to stop.

 

 

 

 

The Mulling Team

 

 

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Memory
Your cue to remember
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Learning, studying
and other tribulations

 

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The Thinkerer 09/08/2008
Copyright (c) D. F. Dansereau & S. H. Evans

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